Fuckboy: Hey girl ;) whatcha doing?
Girl: Laying in bed, eating some cereal. What are you doing?
Fuckboy: Wondering what we'd be doing if I was there ;)
Girl: I'd be eating my cereal.
Fuckboy: What if there wasn't any cereal? ;)
Girl: Then I'd get up and go get cereal.
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