Fuckboy: I'll slide my hands down your thighs, kissing my way down your belly. ;) Then I'll stop at your hip bones and ask, "What's for dinner?" ;) And you'll say...?
Girl: LASAGNA!!!

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Fuckboy: I'll slide my hands down your thighs, kissing my way down your belly. ;) Then I'll stop at your hip bones and ask, "What's for dinner?" ;) And you'll say...?
Girl: LASAGNA!!!