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1st Day: Baliw Queen

Yam: Leche! Bat ako napasama dito?

Biglang bulalas ni Yam at nagsitinginan naman ang lahat sa kanya at napahiya ito. Tumawa naman si Christel bigla.

Nerry: Oh, babes. Bat ka tumatawa?

Tinuro ni girl ang kaibigan habang tawang tawa. At kahit di alam ni guy pero natawa rin siya. Maya maya ay tumawa na rin isa isa ang mga kaibigan ni Christel hanggang naweirdohan lahat sa kanila.

Yam: Leche ka, Tel! Alam kong plinano mo to.

Pero di pa rin tumigil sa pagtawa si Christel.

Nerry: I don't know why I'm laughing my ass off pero contestants, please proceed here now.

At isa-isa namang nagsilapitan lahat ang sampu. Nang nasa stage na sila ay nakatawa pa rin si Christel sa kaibigan.

Yam: Kota ka na ha. Isa na lang papahalik kita sa palalabs mo.

Bigla namang natahimik ang ating bida at sunod namang nagtawanan ang lahat.

Yam: Ha! Mas nakakatawa ako kesa sayo.

Christel: Eh, panong hindi? Baliw ka kase.

Yam: Mabuti naman at alam mo.

At lumapit sila sa isa't isa at ginawa ang handshake nilang super nakakatawa na nagsimula sa high five, nagchicken dance, nagkunyariang nagsabunutan hanggang sa kunyari nagspit sila sa kanilang mga kamay at nagshake hands. Saka sabay napa eeww... Natawa naman ang lahat sa pinaggagawa nila.

Yam: Wew. Hirap namang pasayahin tong mga audience. Sige simulan niyo nang magpakilala.

Pabirong uugod ugod itong umupo sa swing.

Nerry: Ouie, bawal umupo jan.

Yam: Bakit saan ba pwedeng umupo, sa hangin? Tsk.

Padabog namang nagline ulit si Yam.

Christel: Now, kidding aside. We will now start our pageant with an introduction from the contestants starting from you.

Tinuro ni girl ang kaibigan.

Nerry: But this is not just any introductory speech but you must introduce yourselves in the most creative way you could think of.

Christel: Sample nga jan Nerio.

Nerry: For you babes. Give me a beat.

Binigay na ni guy ang mic kay girl at nagsimula namang naghiyawan ang mga girls sa kilig.

Nashock naman si bida sa sobrang galing mag break dance ni guy.

Hiningi ni guy ang mic niya ulit.

Nerry: Wew. That's how you do it babes. Did you like it?

Christel: There is no need for me to contribute to that already big head of yours. See that guys? Top that.

Napa whistle naman ang iba.

Yam: Plus pogi points daw yun for short.

Kinilig naman lahat at napasmile abot langit si guy.

Nerry: Haha. I like you, babes.

Christel: Moving on...

Napatawa na lang si guy sa pag avert ni girl kahit sobrang kinikilig na yung audience.

Nerry: Okay, so we will give you 3 minutes to think. Time starts now.

Nagsimula nang mag isip ang mga contestants.

Christel: A good leader doesn't back out to challenges.

Nerry: He is a fast thinker...

Christel: And adapts to a situation easily...

Nerry: So that he can lead his team to victory.

Christel : This pageant is one of those situations...

Nerry: In which we can test ourselves on how effective we are.

Christel : Because being a leader isn't just being a dictator...

Nerry: It is also being a person who is competent enough to back his team.

Christel : That is right. A good leader earns his team's trust and respect not because it is required.

Nerry: And most importantly, it is a leader's job to learn how to listen to create an understanding within the group.

Christel: Now ladies and gentlemen, let's learn these basic characteristics of a good leader...

Nerry: But don't forget to sit back, relax and have fun!

Christel: Definetly that because lastly, a leader finds fun in every job.

Nerry: So everyone ready for the event?

Naghiyawan ang lahat.

Girl: Grabe tama talaga na sila ang hosts.

Boy: Yeah, tignan mo nga. Naempowered lahat.

Girl: And to say impromptu yun.

Boy: Ang galing!