Book Nerd Procrastination

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Face it, all of you. This is how you procrastinate:

Ok! Stop procrastinating! This is due tomorrow! Probably should've started earlier because I had two months but the books were calling me. No more! Today, I shall finish my work! *looks down at paper* Ok, ok, I can do this. *reads* Paleontologists excavate fossils. Fossils such as Glossipterous and Mesosaurus have been used to prove the theory of Pangaea... *stops reading* Pan... Gaea... Pangaea. Pan. Gaea. Gaea. Like the psycho earth goddess... I need to get Percy... NO!! Stop procrastinating. Ok, one more page in my book. *394 pages later* I've gotta go put this away. The kitchen will do. *goes put book in kitchen* Time to work! *5 minutes later* I need a snack. Yes! A snack! In the kitchen. Where my book is. I'll only get a snack. *comes back with book and entire kitchen* I'm finally ready to work! Wait... I wonder if she's updated a new chapter on Wattpad. Maybe someone PM'd me. Maybe it's urgent! It'll only take ten seconds. *ten hours later* *looks at clock* WTF THIS IS DUE TOMORROW!!!!! *next day* *turns in project that looks like macaroni and and craft from kindergarden*

😊 I've got a good feeling about this project.

I'm literally procrastinating on homework as I write this.

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Current-
Book: The Garden of Eve by K.L. Going
Song: It's Time by Imagine Dragons
Desire: Food

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