The Boredom Book 2: The Epic Saga of Randomness Continues

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By Alexandra Desplat in DH Part 2.

PREPARATION FOR THE BATTLE!! PIERTOTEM LOCOMOTER!

HOGWARTS IS THREATENED! MAN THE BOUNDRIES! PROTECT US! DO YOUR DUTY TO OUR SCHOOL!! Now, I don't know about you guys, but if Voldemort was about to attack my school (not Hogwarts, the muggle one I'm going to right now), I wouldn't care, I'd get out of there as fast as I could.

But if it were Hogwarts, then I'd be out there trying to help with the force field. I DONT CARE THAT IM NOT SEVENTEEN, SEND ME OUT THERE!