Hey guys first chapter ........yaaaay
No.
Ok, I'll stop trying.
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1: Pmsing is for Bitches
"Take yo broke ass home. If you ain't got no money, take yo broke ass home. G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S yeah! G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. We flying first class up in the sky. Champagne, living the li-" I sung loudly in my brand new Beats by Dr. Dre.
"Risa shut the hell up. Always singing." Before Tiyanna finished her sentence I had paused my song. "Think she can sang.....Bitch where." She scoffed.
"Mom!" I heard a muffled 'what the hell do you want' "Tiyanna cussing!"
5 seconds later.
"She did what?!?"
"She told me to 'shut the hell up' and she called me a Bitch." I stated smugly.
"Tiyanna Joliet Driver, hand me your tablet, iPod, and your PlayStation, right now!" I snickered before she went to retrieve her things she stuck a Chinese middle finger at me.
"Moooom she just said 'Fuck you' in Chinese, behind your back."
"Just for that hand me your computer. Now!"
Aaah morning time is always the best. Don't you love it when your younger siblings think they run you but you lowkey hit the upper hand.
' Bitch you want some nachos, go get you some cheese hoe, and some meat hoe, and grab you some Doritos' My phone chimed.
Bring meh sum chips an cream. My fluffy ass need sum food- Brianna_Bread
Bitch wea I'm gone get all that stuff from- Risa_Bitch
Idk thts y I asked u dummy- Brianna_Bread
Wanna head to the store (insert evil face emoji)- Risa_Bitch
Hellll yaaaz- Brianna_Bread
I lock my phone and did the girly things.
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I'm outside- Brianna_Bread
"Mom! I'm going to the store, want anything?"
"A Mr. Goodbar." She tried to whisper from a nosey Tiyanna. Damn family.
As I walk down the rest of the stairs something pops me in the back of the head.
"Bitch." I already knew who that was.
"Tiyanna come lock the door."
I slam the door shut only to find Fu-Fi our neighborhood's 'friendliest' dog. How the hell do call a do that has bloody fur, yellow teeth and a built shape for dogs, a friendly dog. They must have lost they cotton pick in mind.
"Brianna do something."
"Sorry boo the only thing I can tell you to do is.......(Who knows that song Run by Awol Nation) Run." And that is exactly what I did. Who cares about opening doors when you can just jump through the window attached to it.
My mom was about to come out the door but quickly shut it. Instead she opened up the kitchen window.
"Don't forget my damn candy."
Wait for it .......................................................................................................................................................
"Brianna I still owe you that ass whuppin."
"Drive Bitch Drive." I whispered.
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