Creepypasta [Funny Text Edition]

Joke #17

Jack the killer- Mary, will, me, and you go to a party. We fine a table and wonder how we should sit. In what order do we sit?

Jane the killer- Mary, me, you, will? I think

Jack the killer- Try again

Jane the killer- Will, you , marry , me

Jack the killer- OMG yesss

Jane the killer- Wait °^° What!?!