Creepypasta [Funny Text Edition]

Joke #34

BEN- I need sex like I need drugs.

Sally-...........what is sex?

BEN- Oh sex is when a man takes his dic-

Slenderman- **Slaps Ben**

BEN- Ow! God damn!

Slenderman- Don't tell her about that!

BEN-.........

Sally- **Looks Confused**

BEN- ITS WHEN A GUY WANTS A GIRL TO PLAY WITH HIS DING A FUCKING LING!!!!!!!

Slenderman- .......BEN!!!

BEN- Totally Worth It!! **runs away**

Sally-.....??😐😐😐