Creepypasta [Funny Text Edition]

Joke #33

Offendermen- You lick that~?
Slenderman- H-Hey~
Jeff- **listening** What the hell?
Slenderman- A-ah~
Offendermen- Bad boy you got it everywhere ~
Jeff- Dear god....there doing it.**goes red**
Slenderman- In gonna spill!
Offendermen- Ohh no~
Jeff- **Faints**
Slenderman- Damn I got cake mix everywhere now!
Offenderman- Dumbass...