New Neighbours

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Imagine this scene.

Me: *walks outside* *sees a moving van next door*

Mum: *sees me* "Hey, love! Come and meet our new neighbours!"

Dad: "They're from England. Apparently they're a band of some sort."

*one of the new neighbours comes over to me*

Him: *extends hand* "Hey there, love. I'm George Harrison."

Me: "Fuck me."

Him: "... what?"

Me: "I mean it. Right here. Right now."

Him: "..."


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