Here's how I'd handle this situation:
Me: "Oh, a spider?"
Me: "Don't worry, darling Paulie. I'll see to it."
Me: *wipes the f**ker out with a flamethrower*
Me: "DON'T YOU DARE COME NEAR MY PAULIE AND FRIGHTEN HIM, YA HEAR?!!"
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Jokes for Beatlemaniacs!
RandomAre you a Beatlemaniac? Then here are some crazy photos, jokes, and Tumblr posts that only the greatest Beatles fans will understand! Hope you like it! XD (This story is heavily based on one by the lovely PurlyandGirly.) (New chapters every day!)
