A Normal Book

6 - Humiliated

This book is not completely humiliated. The author is. Hello my non-existent fans, miss me? Didn't think so. But unfortunately for you, I'm back with a new story. Recently, I was in class. *Gasps* That's right, I'm in school! From my below-standard writing skills, it shouldn't have been too difficult to figure out. Now back to the story. I was in study hall and was extremely bored. Being a bored teenager in class, naturally I started looking up random words on Google. I ended up on some article about Flappy Bird when the teacher saw me. He started telling everyone about how idiotic the game I was "playing" was and how I should have at least picked a better game. This may seem like nothing, but as he spoke everyone in the class had their eyes glued on me. One set of eyes belonging to the one and only, Dave. He was laughing and whispering, and soon enough everyone else were too. I tried to ignore everything, but pretty soon I was choking down tears while my Rachel took me to the bathroom. I recovered relatively soon, and went to my next class, Music. I was fine, no one had asked me if I had been crying - which I was grateful for - and I was ready to forget the whole thing. But then character number four showed up. I'll call him Luke. He was nice enough, but he was friends with Dave. And he was in Study Hall with me. He started talking about how funny it was when the teacher "roasted me" - that is a direct quote - and started laughing. So, being the rational person I am, I ran to the bathroom crying. I cried, tears pouring out of my eyes as I coughed my lungs out. It got so bad that I threw up on the school's bathroom floor. I had to clean up my own vomit off the bathroom floor while I cried and coughed, hoping no one would come in and see how pathetic I looked. So that's my story for now, but I'm sure all my "fans" will pray for another update. What would you like to call yourselves? Imaginary? Non-existent? Fake?