This book is not embarrassed. By the third chapter, you should be able to guess who is. No? The author is embarrassed. Well, that's not exactly true. The author has a fear of embarrassment. She's scared that she'll do something embarrassing. She's scared of singing because she tends to sing too much, and her peers (being the kind people they are) tend to shut her up with classic lines such as "just stop singing please" and "will you ever shut up". She's scared of having fun because she might start dancing with everyone else and look hilariously horrible, followed by laughs and videos and pictures. She's scared that someone she knows will read this and judge her for it. She's afraid of embarrassment. She's afraid of living.
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A Normal Book
No FicciónThis book is normal. The author isn't. The author is untrusting, desperate, and scared of embarrassment. The author hates the author.