Trapped In A Fanfic

Chapter Five: Strange World

    "AHHHHHHH!! F*** THIS S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    This time, the vortex didn't spit the out above the ground, but below. Maple found herself stuck in the ground by two green things that were where her legs should have been. From her right, she heard bob gasp. "Oh shit, guys! We're in my story, Strange World! We've been turned into plants!!"

    And indeed they had. Maple was a yellow sunflower, Bob a lemon (no duh), Amelia a chili pepper shooter, Mark a venus flytrap with huge pointed teeth, and Jack had become a green cactus.

    A loud groaning sound broke Bob's concentration, and a green hand stuck out of the fence on the opposite side. The fence toppled over with a crash, and a horde of zombies strolled onto the field. Maple sighed and moved behind the others, before she coughed and a yellow sun flew out of her mouth. Bob yelled, "Maple and Amelia, collect as many suns as you can, and plant new flowers on the terrain! And whatever you do, don't let the zombies get to the house!!"

    Mark puffed out his stalk and said, "Piece of cake! I'll handle this!" before plowing into the horde and chomping away. Before Maple could react, a zombie grabbed him and took a huge bite out of his head, sending Mark to the ground. Maple screamed in protest, sending all of the current zombies on the stage to the ground.

    Everyone stared at her, and Jack asked, "Uh, was that one of Maple's abilities? If so, the do it again!!! That was cool!!"

    Amelia asked, "Maple, It's fine! we have to focus on the game now, but I'm telling you, Mark's going to be alright! I've read Bob's story already, so now he's one of the bad guys, but soon, he'll be back. In three, two, one..."

    A plant grew out of the ground. Mark's venus flytrap was back, and his face had grown back completely. There wasn't even a scar where the zombie had bit him. He looked at the others and said, "Hi. Where was I? I remember a zombie, the nothing."

    Bob sighed and said, "Good. The rules of the story still apply in this world. You were just a zombie."

    Before Mark could respond, another wave of zombies climbed over the fallen fence. Jack shot a plethora of spines at the zombies, breaking down their defense, and Amelia sent lethal chili peppers into their midst, exploding tons more. Maple sighed and resumed doing absolutely nothing to aid the cause by collecting the suns that came out of her mouth.

    Suddenly, a red message appeared in the sky that read FINAL WAVE. Bob yelled, "This is it, guys! Keep going!!"

    A massive zombie appeared in front of the group, but before they could do anything, the zombie toppled over and disappeared in a flash of pixels. Standing on top of it was Mark, but he looked different. He had a pink mustache and a red and white striped shirt. He said, in a silly voice, "I helped you guys, so now you are fine. TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!!"

    A vortex appeared under the group's feet, and sucked them into a different story.