How to protect yourself from strangers with fandom references:
Teen Wolf-Get away. Or I'll rip your throat out. With my teeth.
Percy Jackson-If you don't step away right now that water bottle in your hand will become a weapon.
Harry Potter-That thing you call a stick? I'm going to beat you with it if you don't step away from the galleons.
Gravity Falls-I will set Bill Cipher on you. I swear. That rift in my pocket will break.
Divergent-I was in Dauntless. That means I can use my elbow like a gun.
Warriors: I fight like a forest cat. Oh? You're not familiar with the style? Here, dear, allow me to show you.
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