COLORS!

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@p0psicle asked me to talk about colorful bras.

MWAHAHAHA...

Okay. So there are all sorts of bras out there. Tan, white, black, AND THEN EVERY FRICKING COLOR OF THE RAINBOW.

Hold the phone.

Who the crap wants to wear a bright pink bra that practically shines through their shirt and
1. Draws attention to that area
Or
2. Literally blinds everyone you walk by

I don't understand.

Y U DO DIS BRA COMPANIES?

And DON'T even get me started on those bras that are literally Fifty Shades of Neon.

IF YOU'RE WEARING ONE OF THOSE AND YOU CAN SEE IT THROUGH YOUR SHIRT YOU'RE PRACTICALLY SAYING:

Oh hey boys.
Take a look.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT???

CAN'T WE JUST WEAR NICE CLEAN BRAS THAT ARE NOT VISIBLE THROUGH OUR SHIRTS??

THERE IS A REASON WE WEAR SHIRTS, PEOPLE.

WE DO NOT NEED OTHERS LOOKING AT THE MERCHANDISE.

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