Dog: *climbing on me*
Me: Lol you're so cute
Dog: *jams paw with freaking eagle talons into boob*
Me: AH SH*T BAD DOG OW OW OW BAD BAD DOG.
Dog: *pants*
Me: STOP SMILING.
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Random***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...
Hahaha Good Dog-OW BAD DOG
Dog: *climbing on me*
Me: Lol you're so cute
Dog: *jams paw with freaking eagle talons into boob*
Me: AH SH*T BAD DOG OW OW OW BAD BAD DOG.
Dog: *pants*
Me: STOP SMILING.
