Me: *sees fanboy*
Me: Omygosh
Me: Mom.
Me: Omygosh
Me: MOM.
Mom: What?
Me:OMIGOOOOSH
Mom: WUT!?
Me: FANBOOOOOOY!
Mom: What?
Me: FANBOY!
Mom: Where did my daughter go?
Me: *runs over to fanboy*
Mom: WAIT!
Me: HELLO! *tackles fanboy*
Fanboy: WHAT THE *BEEP*
Me: *ties up fanboy with chains*
Fanboy: omygoshwhat
Me: lol ur coming home with me
Fanboy: O_O
Me: Hehehe maybe I can sell you and make money.
Fanboy: Wut
Me: YOU'RE SO RARE.
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Random***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...