2-Hunnit Special!

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me: Harry ur going first

harry: what?! why? that's a load of-

me: save it. answer the questions.

harry: ugh fine.
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__angeliclarry__ : WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO TIANA?!?!

Harry: she's a hoe

imdivergent2701 : Do you ship Niam?

harry: no.... *winks*

JadeTheLazyExtrovert : why are you so beautiful?

harry: *flips hair* oh stop it

xxOnedirection1D : I love you so much but... How are you and Louis?

harry: we good, fam. don't tell him but I've already started planning our wedding tbh

HazzaBoobear02 : HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE LOUIS

harry: THIS MUCH *spreads arms*
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me: okay, liam, you're up.

liam: o-oh. okay.

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SaveMeFromTheFandom : niam or ziam? just saying. very very very important.

liam: well zayn left so....*scratches chin*

JadeTheLazyExtrovert : why do you hate me so?????

Liam: hate you? I don't hate you :)

imdivergent2701 : is niam a thing?

Liam: *nods* shhhh *giggles*

__angeliclarry__ : niam or ziam? this is a v important question.

liam: *giggles* *whispers* niall is all mine.

xxOnedirection1D : Marry me?

liam: we aren't already?

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me: niall, you're u- NIALL! STOP EATING THE DOUGHNUTS!

niall: ok ok I'm done. question time!

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HazzaBoobear02 : WHEN ARE YOU GONNA LEAK THE LARRY SEXTAPE?!?

niall: they told me not to-

harry: Niall!?!?!

niall: i mean.... what sex tape? *winks at harry*

JadeTheLazyExtrovert : leak Larry secks

niall: *whispers* which one

__angeliclarry__ : hey there, so um larry sex tapes orrr?

niall: which ones do you want?

harry: NIALL STOP IT

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me: louis you're up, buddy.

lou: wAIT WHAT

lou: IVE BARELY HAD TIME *tries to fix note cards*

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__angeliclarry__ : aye wanna be friends

lou: oh, sure *blushes*

imdivergent2701 : do you ship larry?

lou: what's larry? mind telling me?

JadeTheLazyExtrovert : what does having secks with Harry feel like?

lou: i-i mean.... he's really good....*blushes*

__angeliclarry__ : do you top or bottom?

lou: we share that, really.

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me: okay, you're all done. go do shit and get out

boys: k bitch

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__angeliclarry__ : Hi! ily, and i was wondering what made you come up with this book & hOW ARE YOU SO PRETTY!?!?

me: hi! i love you too! and i was literally in the shower and I was like hm i should make a funny book and that's literally the story of this book. and thanx, but I'm far from pretty lol <3

SaveMeFromTheFandom : OMG TIANNA YOU ARE AMAZING AND GREAT AND I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WRITING SO SO MUCH HOW DID YOU START SHIPPING LARRY

me: haha, thanks, I love you too! I started shipping larry when I read i sleep naked with a friend. we didn't know it was larry at first and just thought it was a random book. I fell absolutely in love with it and have shipped Larry ever since!

JadeTheLazyExtrovert : how do you feel about Temporary Fix aka no control 2.0

me: I um....I haven't listened to it yet.... #fakefan

xxOnedirection1D : Why are you perfect?

me: oh, um... *blushes* thank you :) <3

HazzaBoobear02 : How are you such an amazing author? I would love to be able to write like you...

me: AWWW thank you so much <3 I don't really think I'm that good of a writer, but it means the world to me :)

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yay! character asks! hope you enjoyed!

xx- T

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