okay I just got a prank call and I'm not even fucking kidding like usually I'm all fun and games but this actually happened it went like this:
caller: hello?
me:....hello?
caller: hello?
me: hello?
caller: do you.....d-do you wanna rub nipples?
me: um.... no thank you.
caller: do you wanna rub nipples together?
me: listen, as fun as that sounds, i don't think we'll be doing that anytime soon.
caller: why????
me: i don't know, kid. it's just not my cup of tea.
caller: ohhhhh
me: yeah....
caller: well we can do it later, right?
me: oh my fuck- yeah, sure. we can later.
caller: okay
me: lmfao okay well bye, goodnight.
caller: bye! i love you!
me: ......love you too, kid.
AND WE JUST HUNG UP???? what the fuck was that???? like I'm not even kidding, that just happened oh my god
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Shit Only Directioners Understand 2 (COMPLETED✔️)
HumorThis right here is the second book! The first one is Shit Only Directioners Understand, so be sure to check that shit out. love ya! xx- T cover cred: HarryWhatRThoose
