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okay so

my stepmom is making a pie, and she was putting all of the bananas around in a circle. and I saw her and I was like

"I did this once. Except I wasn't making a pie, I was actually using rose petals and summoning satan."

I ACTUALLY SAID THAT TO A PERSON

someone please send me to a mental asylum i am clearly not stable to be around other humans

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