she went flying as she was majestically chucked off the bridge. he said to her, "i have calum. i dont need you (#cake4life)" she was drowning (finally). the weight of her sins (and heels) were dragging her down. at this point, all she could do was struggle for air, and think to herself, "how did we end up here?"
wELL.
once upon a time, there was a lady named asparagus or something. she was reeally obsessed with hot guys that would not run away from her. her mom told her the demand on those type of guys was high and she would have to settle for something else instead. so aardvark sighed and insisted that she get a guy from "that boyband five es oh es" instead. but armadillo didnt want just any guy, she wanted the hot blonde singer that grew 4 inches every day (yes, avocado DOEs have a type).
sO she went out to find herself a penguin.
