asparagus puts on her makeup and heels and like everything else that one asparagus could need. she is planning on driving (on a bike) (her dad took away her tricycle) to california because she heard that boy band five es oh es was playing at derp com or something there. aardvark rides around town for a whole 2 hours until she loses her breath and almost dies. being a amazing motivator and friend that absolutely adores her, i call her on cell phone and tell her that she cant let a small case of dehydration get in her way. she agrees (sort of) and keeps going until she really does die. you may be wondering, "how does she die this time?"
wELL, i come over and push her off her tricycle (they see me rollin). thankfully for her, i push her off right in front of a nail salon which can help her with her 2 chipped and 1 broken nail. eagle eyebrows barely makes it into the store. she stops and sighs in the doorway, as if she were asking for a boost. kindly, i kicked her but, propelling her foreword to face plant on a welcome mat (how welcoming tho. i mean dead ostrich- perfect decoration?). and then she died.
this is the end of my story.
jk part three is coming you guys might like it maybe
