"Hi I'm BWI!" V smiled, "I know V... go away." I moan, "But BWI wanna play T︵T" He cried, "I don't care, leave"
"Pweez (y/n)"
"V... it's 3 in the morning. Go away. I'm trying to sleep." I nag, "Must I call Jin? He will scold you."
"Night (y/n)!" He stormed out of my room.
*later*
"Jin!" I furiously scratched through my cupboard, "You called?"
Jin: ...
Me: ...
Jin: ...
Me: ...
Jin: (y/n)... I-I can explain
Me: *grabs high heel* take off my pink jacket *throws him*
*after*
Jimin: ...
Me: ...
Jimin: ...
Me: why?
Jimin: ...
Me: are-
Jimin: you in my room?
Me: you got no jams
Jimin: *cries in corner*
*at beach*
"Jhope stop chasing me!" I scream, "But you look so cute in a swimsuit"
"Tamaki alert! Tamaki alert! I'm not Haruhi!" He chased me around the beach, "Hobi just wanna play in the sand with (y/n)" Hobi sat down, "Hobi, here" I brought a bucket of sand and a shovel, "Build a sand castle, then we can bury Suga in the sand"
*later*
"Why bury Suga, is Yoongi dead (O_O)?" V asked, "No" I reply, "Oh bury BWI too" He played down and faked his death, "Kookie is in the water ALONE!" He said.
*on our way home*
"Guys where's Suga?" Rap monster asked. Jhope and I stared at each other, "(y/n) and Hobi played with him last!" V yelled. Jin glared at us before stopping the car to reverse.
*meanwhile*
Suga: *wakes up* must've fallen asleep it's night already. Why is it so hard to move? Ah well *goes back to sleep*
*at home*
Jin: Namjoon you were supposed to be watching Kookie! He nearly drowned and he hurt his foot on a piece of glass-
Jk: Omma I'm fi-
Jin: No you're not! Why weren't you watching my baby?! *#MommyModeOnNamjoon*
RM: But he ran away from me.
Jin: You are grounded. You let Kookie get hurt.
RM: seriously -_-?
Jin: Are you questioning the Pink Princess? *rainbows and unicorns appear*
RM: 0_0" WTF?!
*later*
Me: Uhm...
Suga: Yes?
Me: Really?
Suga: Problem?
Me: Yes.
Suga: Why?
Me: -_- You're sleeping in my bathtub.
Suga: So?
Me: What do you mean 'so'?
Suga: Your bath is the only clean one in the house.
Me: *hits his head with a bar of soap*
Suga: *sings* X_X everybody say NO!~
Me: KOOKIE! PINK PRINCESS! NAMJOON! HOBI! JAMLESS! BWI!
BTS: What?
Me: Get your fellow band member out of my bath.
BTS: ...
Me: NOW!
BTS: *hurries as fast as they can*
Me: Idiots -_- *Sigh*
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BTS random one shots
FanfictionJust random, crazy, weird one shots. If this book isn't in your library you're swagless and jamless.
