*on the couch*
"Suga" I mumble, "What?" He mumbles back, "Get your heavy legs off of me. I want to go get food" He threw his phone at me, "Order food."
"Too lazy to lift your legs, huh?"
"Not lazy just swag" He smiles and closes his eyes, "Help me please!!" I yell into the phone.
A toy bullet files pass my face. I look up to see V with a toy gun, "I will destroy the person who hurts (y/n)" He begins to shoot randomly. Now bullet hits Suga's head, "Ow- zzzz"
"Bwi -_-", HAJIMA!" He stops, "Go call Jimin, you're not going to help me anytime soon anyway" *V is talking to himself in the mirror* "JIMIN! KOOKIE LOVES YOU!" I yell
"KOOKIE!" He runs crashing into V, "You're not Kookie." He mutters disappointment, "Hi, I'm BWI"
"Jamless I called you" I say, "I have jams" He runs away crying, "Wait for Bwi" V follows him.
*5 minutes later*
Jhope walks into the room.
Me: Hobi help me please ㅠ.ㅠ
Jhope: *no answer*
Me: HOBI!
Jhope: *still no answer*
Me: *realizes he has his earphones in* *throws him with Suga's phone*
Jhope: Ow- Suga's phone. Yoongi here's your phone. Hey (y/n). *walks away before I could say anything*
*Jungkook walks in*
Me: Kookie help me please
JK: With?
Me: Lift Yoongi's legs off me please?
JK: I'm *counts on his fingers* 7 years old. Do it yourself *happily walks away licking his lollipop*
Me: -_-
*7 minutes later*
*Rap Monster walks in rapping to No More Dream*
Me: Rapmon help me please. Lift Suga's legs off of me so I can escape =T_T=
RM: Okay *breaks Suga's bones*
*Suga rushed to hospital*
RM: I'm so sorry Suga ㅠ︵ㅠ Please don't be dead. Please don't die.
Suga: *nothing*
RM: Jin, (y/n) I killed him. 【０＿０】
Jin: You didn't.
Suga: *soft snore*
RM: -_- Yoongi you got no jams.
Me: I'm still hungry.
Jin: Let's go home. I'll make you something to eat.
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BTS random one shots
FanfictionJust random, crazy, weird one shots. If this book isn't in your library you're swagless and jamless.
