*Car runs out of gas* *Jungkook and Suga sleeping*
Jimin: This isn't the camping site.
Jin: Thats because it's not the camping site.
V: Is bwi lost?
Jin: No we are not lost, just stuck in a stationery vehicle in the middle of nowhere.
RM: So basically, we're lost?
Jin: What did I just say?
RM: V we're lost.
V: *jumps out of the car window and begins to run around in circles* We're lost! *repeats*
Me: *Listening to music, sleeping*
Jimin: *pokes my arm*
Me: *nothing*
Jimin: *frustrated. Took out my earphones* IT'S A ZOMBIE!!
Me: *jumps up* Where?! *looks at Jimin*
Jimin: *looks at me* ...
Me: ...
Jimin: we're lost.
Me: Where's the zombie?
Jimin: I just told you we're lost and all you care about is a zombie?
Me: well... yeah. What was I supposed to say?
Jimin: You were supposed to panic.
Me: well I didn't and the only zombie I see is V.
V: *still running around*
Jimin: He's an alien, not a zombie.
Me: *gets out of car* *whispers to V* act like a zombie *gets back into car*
V: *nods* *acts like a zombie*
Me: You were saying?
*1 hour later*
*suga still sleeping*
RM: There's no signal wherever I go.
Jimin: Kookie if this is the end... saranghae.
JK: Rapmon?
RM: *nods* Jimin you got no jams.
Jimin: I may be jamless but I still have some swag.
Suga: you're sawgless too- zzzz
Me: How about that, jamless and swagless.
Jimin: That I may be but at least I'm not heartless て_ て
Jin: Why must you be so mean to him? *comforts Jimin*
RM: we're just teasing him.
JK: I'm going to walk. Being here doing nothing is hopeless.
Jhope: Kookie, I'm your hope ㅁ.ㅁ
JK: Then you would've gotten us out of this place an hour ago.
Jhope: He's so mean to Hobi ㅠ.ㅠ
*everyone gets out of the car*
Me: There's nothing here but open space and a long, never-ending road that leads to most likely nowhere.
Jin: *nervously laughed*
Suga: *Wakes up and exits the car*
V: What?
Jin: I accidentally... toyed in the wrong destination... on my... GPS ^.^sorry guys.
BTS: You're pushing the car.
Me: Wait... Rap Monster wait here with Jin. Jimin and Jhope you too.
RM,Jhope,Jimin,Jin: Okay ^~^
Me:Everyone else get back in the car. *sits in the driver seat, rolls down window, leans out* Okay boys start pushing *Locks doors and quickly closes windows*
RM,3J's: *banging on windows before pushing*
YOU ARE READING
BTS random one shots
FanficJust random, crazy, weird one shots. If this book isn't in your library you're swagless and jamless.
