Jin: *busy cooking*
GR: *stands next to Jin*
Jin: Are you going to stay and eat with us, Mr Reaper?
GR: You know why I'm here right?
Jin: To spend the night?
GR: No. I'm here to take your soul.
*sky turns black ,lightning stikes and thunder rolls*
Jin: *scary voice* You will stay and eat with us.
GR: *gulps* Okay.
Jin: ^^ goods reaper.
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GR: I'm here to-
V: BWI!
GR: Forget this. I don't take alien souls.
V: HIHIHIHI
GR: I'm quitting this job -_-
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Jimin: Hey *smirk*
GR: ...
Jimin: What? I know I'm hot but geez... you don't need to stare *gets shy*
GR: ...
Jimin: I'm just joking. STARE! *rips shirt*
GR: You got no jams
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RM: So you're here to take my soul?
GR: Why else?
RM: You don't need my soul. You already have a lot of jams.
GR: I like you. I'll let you live.
#ImmortalNamjoon
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GR: *walks towards sleeping Suga*
Suga: One step closer and I'll take your soul.
GR: *retreats*
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GR: I-
JK: *crying at the tv*
GR: I have G-Dragon's soul.
JK: YOU KILLED HIM! *punches GR*
GR: *rushed to hospital from the kookie punches*
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*phone rings*
Jhope: *answers* ANNYEONGHASEYO!
GR: Turn around.
Jhope: *turns around. Speaks into the phone* This number you have dialed is unavailable until further notice. *Runs away* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *voice echoes*
GR: No duh. *mumbles* I've been dealing with strange people today.
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BTS random one shots
ФанфикJust random, crazy, weird one shots. If this book isn't in your library you're swagless and jamless.
