Jimin: Let's play on that dance thing. Who's gonna be my partner?
Me: Not me. You ditched me last time.
V: *hides behind Suga*
Jungkook: I will be your partner.
Me: Fine then I'm dancing with V.
V: Okay ^~^
Jin: I'll have Hobi then.
Jhope: I'm going to give you hope omma.
Suga: Rapmon don't break this swag okay? If I let you dance with me maybe you can get some swag.
RM: Maybe if you dance with me you'll get jams
Suga+RM: *intense stare down*
Jimin: *realization hits him* Kookie is my partner? I love you so much Kookie! Saranghae! *hugs*
JK: Shut it. Don't make me change my mind. I'm only your partner because I didn't want to dance with them. *being squeezed to death*
Jimin: *fainted*
JK: who's dancing first?
V: BWI AND (Y/N)! BWI AND (Y/N)!
JK: Okay, go.
*V, intensely dancing. Me, attempting to dance*
*V wins*V: BWI WINS! *runs away*
Me: O.O
Jhope: Jin I'll give you hope in this dance.
*Jin lost*
Better luck next time *pats Jin's shoulder*Jin: *thinks* you have no hope to give.
Suga: Time to get swag Namjoon.
RM: Time to get jams Yoongi.
*it's a tie*
RM: *hits Suga's arm*
Suga: *humerous, ulna and radius breaks* *rushed to the emergency room*
JK: (y/n) dance with me. He's obviously not getting up anytime soon.
Me: Okay.
*Jungkook wins*
Me: Let's go home.
JK: I can't drive.
Me: we'll take a cab.
JK, Me: *picks up Jimin and leaves*
Jimin: Kookie Saranghae ~
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Hayran KurguJust random, crazy, weird one shots. If this book isn't in your library you're swagless and jamless.