*Jimin clinging to Jhope*
Me: *touches the nape of their necks*
Jimin,Jhope: *Screams. Pitch is higher than mount Everest* *jumps onto couch hugging each other*
Me: * laughs*
Jin: No time for fooling around guys.
Me: But they look so funny.
Jhope, Jimin: We're manly
Suga: Both of you were clinging to each other.
RM: Jimin you have no jams.
JK: Currently you don't look manly. So how are you manly?
V: *puts on a white sheet and pokes two holes in it* BOO!!
Jimin: *faints*
Jhope: *runs away and gets lost*
RM,JK,V,Suga,Me: *laughing hysterically*
Jin: *checking to see if Jimin's still alive*
V: Did Bwi kill Chim-Chim!! O_O oops SOWWY CHIM-CHIM! *runs away crying*
Me: Is that blood on the wall behind you Jungkook?
JK: *turns and shines his torch on the area pointed out* It is.
JK,Me: Cool ㄱㅅ.ㅅㄱ
Suga: *touches blood on the wall, rubs it on Jimin* You may not have jams or swag but you do have blood and a wet... pants *walks away in disgust*
Me: Should we go after him?
Jin: He's probably on his way to the car.
RM: We're the only sane people here *notices Jungkook*
JK: *taking selfies with the blood-stained wall as the background*
RM: All of us except Kookie
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BTS random one shots
أدب الهواةJust random, crazy, weird one shots. If this book isn't in your library you're swagless and jamless.