Today is the day we choose our sororities. I have no problem getting into a sorority. I'm the richest, smartest, prettiest human being on this shitty planet that we live on. I know what sorority I wanna get in. Tappa Tau. Seems like a dumb name, but it's what makes you popular. Not that I'm saying I'm not popular. It means "sisterhood, unity, and support." But in reality it's nothing about sisterhood, and what unity? One person becomes president, and gets to be a bitch to everyone. It's that simple.
Kamila is also trying out for Tappa Tau. But let's be honest, she only wants to get in so she has a chance to sleep with Brad, and all the other guys. I know I'll get in. It's also pretty obvious that I'm gonna make president, I mean like no one else is gonna make it. They're all just a bunch of losers who want to be popular. Luckily for me I'm already popular.
You may think that I'm a cold hearted bitch who's selfish. Well I am. Somebody once told me that I shouldn't let my emotions get in the way. Don't get me wrong, I have humanity. It's just very hard to find it. The thing is, people don't know that. They don't think I have even a piece of humanity. Blind bitches. Honestly I feel like I should just do online college. But then I won't be able to show my expensive outfits and I can't bitch out on anyone. Oh and of course there won't be any sororities.
