You are going to love this entry. I'll be showing off how happy I am, while you're probably sad and devastated. News flash— I DO NOT CARE. I'm president of Tappa Tau. Yes I'm president of the worst named sorority. It's not like I didn't see it coming. Anyways, I always made two new friends in the process. Michelle and Claire. The whores. They're actually nice whores to me. Michelle is the bitchy one to everyone, except me. Claire's the innocent girl with a bitchy temper if you get on her nerves. I love my new friends. Did I just say that? Gosh. Ew. Anyways, Kamila lost her virginity to Brad. I don't know if they're dating or if it's just a one time thing. Honestly Kamila is so dumb. I somehow think Kamila and Claire could be friends. But then again, Kamila is just a shadow, and she'll always be a shadow.
I know you expected to hear more about me becoming president, but it's simple. There would some people who were trying to vote for others, I could see the names they put down, but I gave them the death stare and "I'm gonna give you a bitch slap if you don't vote for me." I don't even need to try. Hoes love me.
I need my beauty sleep. I'm naturally beautiful but, I need it. But maybe I could just write a few more sentences about my fantastic day. It's fantastic when it's about me. So a few hours later when I found out that I'm president, I went out of Starbucks and got a PSL. But that's not the only thing that happened. This hoe got my name wrong. Instead of writing my name as "Emily" he wrote "Emilie." That fat hoe is so stupid. Gosh. Bye whores.
