Guess what? I got in Tappa Tau! That shouldn't have been a surprise. Well here's how my day went. I got up— you know what? I'm skipping this crap. I'm just gonna get to the moment. Yes, the moment. So I waked in school and saw the list posted. I was first on Tappa Tau, again not a surprise. You wanna know who else got in Tappa Tau? Kamila. Ugh. Like I said before, she's my best friend, but she thinks she's all that. But I don't need to worry about her. I've got other sluts to think about. Just watch everyone who got in Tappa Tau sleep with every guy. It's truly disgusting. I'd say it's like a record. Anyways, skipping any and all boring things, at lunch everyone— well mostly everyone, gave me this stare. Jealous little whores. I'm not even kidding, they were looking at me like I just passed out drugs.
This bitch looked at me and I slapped her across the face. Literally. She even dropped her lunch. I was actually happy that her lunch fell, her shoes were ugly and the spaghetti added a little design. She cried like a little baby. It's not like her shoes were Chanel gosh. I'm excited for tomorrow, because we get to nominate who's president for our sororities.
I've probably said this a thousand times in case you went blind for a few minutes, I know everyone's going to nominate me. I'm the only one capable to become president. Everyone else is an ugly ass rat. I mean it. Anyways I'm actually kind of excited to meet new people. Like there's this girl, Michelle, she seems like a total bitch. Love it. Oh and there's this other girl, Claire. She seems like the "I'm a virgin, I swear" type. She looks all innocent but it's so obvious she's not. So how do I do a closing? I'm not very good with endings. Like nobody pays attention in English, let's be honest. Anyways, peace out whores.
