Today was Sunday. Not the most exciting but it's Starbucks Sunday, so like whatever. I hanged out with Michelle and Claire today since Kamila was too busy banging Brad. Oops, I was suppose to keep that to myself. Word will get out eventually, by who knows.
When we went to Starbucks today, this guy accidentally spilled his coffee all over Claire and like, she's actually nice, so she was all like "it's okay" and "don't worry about." But nope, Michelle and I ganged up on him. I first, slapped him. Which was very funny because he was drinking his coffee while helping Claire, but when I slapped him, his coffee spit out. Claire gave me that "what are you doing" stare. You know, that stare like, what the hell are you doing? Yeah and Michelle spilled her PSL over that hoe. Michelle passed her friendship not only to me, but to us. Claire was just like "oh my god I'm so sorry." And that hoe was like "you psychotic bitches." And Claire... oh Claire, the hoe made the volcano erupt. Claire was just like "you ugly man whore. You're a piece of shit." And oh my god, she went up and gave him the bitch slap. Claire's the kind of person who's literally a volcano, if you get on her bad side, she'll erupt.
It's good to know that people have your back. Doesn't mean you should trust them. Be careful who you trust. It just means in times like this, you should have people like Michelle and Claire. Some people were stereotypical and was like "are they on their periods?" No you bitches, we're not on our periods, if we were, we'd be the meanest bitches yet, you'd regret making eye contact. Anyways, good night you hog faced sluts.
