Destiel Oneshots

Day 14 ~ Gender Swap

I'm so sorry that I didn't published yesterday!

Cassie appear in the kitchen. By the oven stands a women with long hair in a ponytail. Her hair ends around her hips covering her old leather jacket. On her thigh on the torn jeans there is a holster with a gun in it.

She is taller then Cas and with her high heals she become even taller. Cas walks over to her and hugs her slowly from behind.

"Hey sweetie" She mumbles into Deana's neck.

Deana turns around facing the black haired women. Cas has a tie over a white t-shirt and over that she has a trench coat. Deana pulls her arms around the other women waist putting her hands on the skirts edge. She bends forward kissing Cas on the corner of her mouth.

"Guys, really?" Samantha, Deanas younger sister comes in trough the door. She has a plaid shirt on familiar to Deanas and even if Deana is the older one, Samantha is much taller then her.

"Yeah, really." Deana takes Cassies hand and walks past Samantha. "So leave us alone, Bitch"

"Oh, I would never interrupt you two when you are busy with that, Jerk" Samantha answers while the couple walks out trough the door.

Before Deana has taken away Cas tie a voice hears in the room.

"Please, stop what ever you are doing" Another women had appeard. "It looks like if you are going to eat her, and where is the moose, squirrel?"

Just as she said that Samantha walks in. "I thought i heard you Crowlee"

Crowlee is a black haired demon with a long black dress that is open on the right leg.

"I found someone i though you girls would want to meet." She snaps with her fingers and a man appears.

"Joseph! But how?" Deana steps backward. "You exploded, with Elis!"

He smiles at her. "Yeah, I know, but here I stand. Something dragged me down from heaven."

Everybody turns towards Cassie.

"Don't look at me, they doesnt listen to me any more" She says raising her hands.

"I will leave him here anyway, got to go" Crowlee disappears leaving Joseph there.

"Jo, how was it? In heaven." Samantha is asking. "Is Boblie (I know but i couldnt find any good name!) fine? Has Ashley showed you how to travel between heavens?"

Joseph takes a step forward. "I dont know, you shouldnt trust Crowlee you know." He jumps on Samantha with a knife in his hand.

Surprisingly Cassie is the first one to react, she takes one of Deanas knifes and attacks Jo.

With a silver knife inside his chest he finally lets Samantha go.

"Crowlee, yousonofaBitch, you are going to pay back!"

This one was short so here you gets another one.

"GABRIEL!! Turn us back!! NOw!" Dean crosses his arms over his chest while Gabriel laughs.

"I don't think so Deana. You and Cassie looks much better like females." The trickster disappears in a cloud of rainbow glitter.

"Dean.. Why is my chest bigger den usual?" The ex-angel looks confused at Dean.

"Uh, Gabriel turned us into girls..." Dean lets his arm go and shows that he also looks like a girl.

When Cas sees him he suddenly starts to blush. "You looks like one of the girls at the club.."

Dean crosses his arms over his chest again and looks away.

"umh...... ... Where is Sam when we need him?"

Cas is still looking at Deans and his own body when Sam enters the room. "Guys-eh..Girls?" Sam starts to laugh. "What happened to you?"

Dean glares at him. "Gabriel.. And you have to help us get back!"

Sam keeps laughing. "Sure Deana. I will be back soon." Then he turns around and walks out again.

Cas looks down at his body one more time. "Dean? How do you do things in this vessel? I mean how do you pee, how do you do it?"

Dean stares confused at Cas. "Like you usually do, you aren't still virgin?!"

"No... But I mean what if two girls..?"

Dean starts coughing and blushing. "Cas, lets not talk about that.."

"But..." Cas looks hurt. "You said I could ask you about anything now when I'm human...or I should try and learn"

"I know" Dean looks uncomfortable "it's just, I don't really know.."

"Then, should we try?"