The signs and how they react to being cheated on
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Aries•
"I HOPE HE/SHE LIKED YOU TOO BECAUSE WE'RE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER~"
*sings never getting back together*
Taurus•
*pure confusion as to why their partner did that*
Gemini•
"AND TO THINK, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I LOVED YOU!" *Cries and wipes tears with middle finger*
Cancer•
*lives in their room for a few weeks*
Leo•
"I don't need you I got my other hoes.." *hugs boxes of cereal*
Virgo•
*INTERNAL SCREAM FIT*
Libra•
"JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE!" *flops on bed and watched re-runs of South Park*
Scorpio•
"Ehh, you weren't that good in bed anyways..."
Sagittarius•
"OOoOOH HELL NOoOOoooOooOoo!!"
Capricorn•
"Oh ok then..."
Aquarius•
*finds out were that whore lives*
Pisces•
*forces Walmart to give them all icecream in stock*
