The signs and shit I've said
---------------
Aries•
"I'll stab a bitch!"
Taurus•
"FOOD! GLORIOUS FOOD!"
Gemini•
"What's that? I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of bullshit.."
Cancer•
"Ahh... The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, it's an awesome day to kill someone..."
Leo•
"Walk up to the club like what up I've got social anxiety and I want to go home..."
Virgo•
"I CAN BE COOL! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN MY TUMBLR POSTS!"
Libra•
"At least I had the motivation to close the blinds when I woke up this morning so I could go back to sleep!"
Scorpio•
"MHMMMM THAT GUY GOTS THE HOT STUFF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN MMMHMHHM..."
Sagittarius•
"HOLY FUCKSJFNSIFNS MAJORAS MASK MY BABY HAS RISEN TO JOIN ME ONCE MORE, ON A QUEST FOR SITTING IN MY ROOM FOR 48 HOURS!"
Capricorn•
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, oh, and fuck you too!"
Aquarius•
"MHMM I WOULD SNORT NUTELLA IF IT WERE POSSIBLE!"
Pisces•
"Sometimes I wonder why I'm not in s mental asylum, and then I realize maybe I already am."
