Your fucking horoscope
Aries•
Selfish Prick
Taurus•
Stubborn asshole
Gemini•
Annoying attention-whore
Cancer•
moody jerk
Leo•
Egotistical douchebag
Virgo•
Neurotic Bitch
Libra•
Flaky derelict
Scorpio•
Obsessive twat
Sagittarius•
Awkward fucktard
Capricorn•
Greedy emo
Aquarius•
Perverted Psychopath
Pisces•
Whiny bimbo
