The signs and shit I've done
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Aries•
Climbed a giant slide when it was closed and had to be physically removed from it
Taurus•
Ate so much cheesecake that I passed out from a sugar rush
Gemini•
Printed a a bunch of photos of Kanye west and shrek mixed together, then pasted them out to people
Cancer•
Saw a spider, ran to my neighbors house, and then called the cops
Leo•
Punched someone in the gut for calling my friend stupid
Virgo•
Told a girl scary stories, and got in trouble for scaring her so much she needed therapy
Libra•
Had a wheelchair race with a nurse while I was at the hospital
Scorpio•
Told two six graders to "Get A Room" because they had their arms around each other
Sagittarius•
played video games the whole night and didn't wake up at all the next day
Capricorn•
threw a dead mouse at my friend. Enough said.
Aquarius•
Told my favorite band member that " he was fabulous" and he replied with "not as fabulous as you"
Pisces•
Cried watching Doctor Who
