Another Generation- Soul Eater

Chapter 3

The third chapter:

We have a test, say what?

"C'mon Koori, we're gonna be late!" Kurisu yelled from the kitchen as I fold the end of the toilet paper into a perfect triangle.

"Ah yes, perfect symmetry." I say while getting up from my crouch position and looking around my bathroom where everything is perfectly symmetrical. 

"I simply cannot leave without everything being symmetrical, it would bother me for the rest of the day! I say while walking to the kitchen and grabbing a banana once I made it there.

"Well, if you were a big star like me you wouldn't need symmetry because you would already be perfect!" He said puffing out his chest. 

Oh great, this again. "You're not perfect! Just look at your hand cuffs! One is backwards... backwards.. FIX THAT DAMN THING RIGHT NOW!" I yell as my eye starts twitching.

"No way! You can't tell a big star like me what to do! I'm mean, look how big I am! There's no chance of a small person like you telling a big person like me what to do!" He crossed his arms over his chest as the hand cuff re-aligned itself. 

"Was that so hard to do!?" I yelled in his face as he gave me a confused face. "Never mind, let's get going." I grab his arm, pulling him out the door.

"Hey, I was the one waiting for you!"

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"Okay class, today we're taking a test based on what you think you  already know. It won't count as a grade, but if you get them all right then it will count as 20% extra credit. You have 45 minutes to complete it." Stein says while placing the papers at the end of each row of tables as each student passes them down.

Once everyone got their papers the time to start began. 

Alright Koori, you got this. Answer the questions first than write your name. You don't  want to screw up and not answer anything.

No! I must conquer spelling my name perfectly first try!

You can't afford to get no extra credit!

I. Must. Write. My. Name.

UGH! OKAY I GIVE UP, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!

Okay, K. O. O. R. I. "AHA! FIRST TRY HELL YA!" I scream out as everyone turns to look at me, even Stein glares at me from under his glasses. I put my hand over my mouth and continue on to the questions.

Number 1- (Finish the sentence the best you can) A sound soul dwells within ____ _____ ____ and ___ _______ _____.

Easy. A sound soul dwells within in a symmetrical mind and a symmetrical body. If this is the best they got then I can do this with no problem. Next question.

"Damn it! I didn't study for this!" Pinku yelled and she slammed her head on the desk.

"No one did idiot! Hint the sentence " a test on what you think you already know." Kurisu yelled at her as she stuck her tongue out at him.

"Sorry I want to get a perfect grade!"

"Well that's because you're a small person! A big person like me doesn't need to worry about getting a good grade because i'm already the best student and weapon ever!" 

Can you both shut up now?

"Why are you so freaking annoying! All you talk about is you! You're not the best at everything!"

Just shut up already before I snap.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course a small person like you would say that. You're just jealous because you're not a big person like I am! If I were you I would be upset to!"

I'm surprised I haven't stabbed them both with my pencil yet. 

"Big person!? What does that even mean! God you're so full of yourself! And I am upset because you're so annoying!"

"WOULD BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!? I'M SO READY TO STAB BOTH OF YOU IN THE EYE WITH MY PENCIL IF YOU WON'T SHUT UP! JUST DO YOU WORK ALREADY!" I scream at both of them while standing up.

They both quiet down and nobody even bothered to look over this time. I settle back down into my seat as I sigh in relief. Okay, next question.

Number 2- What color is a Kishin egg? A. Blue B. Red C. Green D. Pink

Red, duh. I'm so going to Ace this.

"Ahahahaha! I made a paper giraffe!" A girl with a cute button face and blonde hair yells out loud where she had folded her paper into a giraffe.

Oh ya, I forgot. Pattie's little cousin is in this class too. Wait.. that makes her my family too, anyways wow, they're so much alike.

"I'M GONNA SNAP YOUR NECK GIRAFFE!" She yells louder as she puts her hands around the neck of the paper and bends it forward. "Ahahahaha!"

This is going to be a looonnggg class period. I put my hands over my ears, trying to tune out all the noise that's going on but I couldn't concentrate either way. I looked up at the chalkboard, huge mistake.

"WHY ISN'T IT SYMMETRICAL!" I yell as I quickly answer every question and run down the rows and realign the chalk symmetrically. I slam my paper on Steins desk. "HOW CAN YOU KEEP YOUR CHALK SO ASYMMETRICALLY? HAVE YOU NO SOUL? DO YOU WANT MY LIFE TO BE RUIN? YOU DISGUST ME!" I yelled as I storm out of the classroom and to Lord Death's room.

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"Was it the chalk again?" Grandpa asks me while we sit at his table, sipping tea.

"Well... ya." I sigh as I put a lump of sugar in my tea and take a sip.

"Y'know your father always had that problem, still does for a matter of fact. Everything had to be symmetrical, y'know?" He asked while taking a sip of his tea.

How does he even drink it? Where does it go to? Actually... how the hell did he have my father? "Sadly yes. I wish out of everything I didn't inherit this trait. It's interferes with my focusing."

"I see. I see."

"One more thing... THIS CROSS ISN'T ALIGNED PERFECTLY WITH THE REST OF THE CROSSES! DO YOU WANT ME TO GO MAD! THIS ISN'T FAIR, MY LIFE IS RUINED! FIX IT PLEASE! FIX IT NOW!" I screamed as I pointed at it, jumping up and down.

"Reaper, CHOP!" My grandpa's hand hit my head as I fell to the ground. The severe throbbing made me cry more.

"Why would you do that!? I'm your own family! Why do you hate! Why? Why!? WHY!?" I rolled on the ground crying and holding my head.

"Eh, everyone needs to calm down out some point, y'know?"

~YO YO YOU YO. Okay so I know this chapter wasn't serious at all but I'm going to have a couple of chapters periodically that are just plain out.. humorist? Well, I hope you find it funny. xD Shanks for reading! :D