I think I may be the only one who has a problem with milk. Seriously, who thought "hey, you know what I want to do? I want to squeeze a cow's nipples." Who thinks that?! And the worst part is someone wanting to drink the cow nectar. It must have been a dare.
"Hey Toby! I dare you to squeeze Bessie's nipples." and then Toby is like: "Sure. I'll molest a cow." and squeezes a cows nipples. Toby notices a sperm-like substance oozing out and his friend is like "drink it." Toby drinks the cow juice and the weirdest part is that he enjoys it. (Don't ask why I called the discoverer of milk Toby...)
Even weirder, they shake the cow juice and eat the solid dairy (AKA cheese) and enjoy that too! They then let the cheese mold and make yogurt... "Hey Toby! Eat the solid cow juice that molded!" poor Toby...
I'm just glad I don't drink milk... Because people literally molested a cow and drank its nipple orgasms and put a form of that on/in: pizza, milk, pasta, pancakes, regular cakes, cupcakes, hot chocolate, nachos, mac and cheese, grilled cheese, ice cream, and MANY MANY more. We also eat milk, yogurt, and cheese plain too!
Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds milk even a little weird.
