Here is a pointless list of things that would never be on TV:
-The Indonesian children who made this cloth know that if they miss a single stitch, their families will be beaten with sticks. That's how we can guarantee quality.
-Its fascinating that I am the first white face these people have ever seen... bad the last... *holds up gun*
-Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's headed straight towards the World Trade Center.
-"What's that, Joker? 'you'll be back.' Somehow, I don't think you will be"
-AND ITS GOLD FOR IRELAND! (Olympics joke...)
-Just reading through the names of this Chinese team is making me hungry.
-By the year 2016, the Earths population will increase by 20%. How do we find Carry Catona and stop her?
-Here we are at the Taj Mahal. The most, interesting, unique, and amazing curry house on the east coast.
-Alright soldiers. Don't worry. Soon you'll be home with your families.... in a jar on the mantel piece.
-And he gets a standing ovation! A standing ovation because he was finally stopped talking.
-And so this year I plan to increase taxes for- HA! YOU CHANGED THE CHANNEL AND IM STILL HERE! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE MY POLITICS!
