Sonja- sigh.
Jordan- what is wrong, young bird?
Sonja- im older than you.
Tom- what is wrong young bird
Sonja- stfu. soooo
Tom- soooo?
Sonja- how'd the datttee goooo? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jordan- HE THREW SUSHI IN MY HAIR AND GOT SAUCE ON MY SHORTS.
Tom- you asked for it
Sonja- so i take it the date went well?
Tom- it was awesome.
Jordan- there is a stain on my shorts. my favorite pair of shorts.
Sonja- how do you have a fav pair of shorts if all of them are green
Jordan- they aren't ALL green
Sonja- sure
Tom- jordy don't lie. ive seen your closet and half of it is filled with green shorts.
Jordan- not true.
Tom- LIE AGAIN
Jordan- you looked nice on our date
Sonja- :0
