Sonja- did you know that the word nun is an n doing a cartwheel
Tom- what the fuck do you want
Sonja- help
Tom- on?
Sonja- asking someone out on a date. i wanna take martha to a coffee shop or somethin like that
Tom- why do you want advice from me?
Sonja- tom. you asked jordan out randomly. thats confident bro.
Tom- well yeah! but that was only over text. he didn't not see how nervous i was.
Sonja- I AM NERVOUS RN TOO
Tom- just ask the girl out!
Sonja- hoW?!
Tom- sonja! you asked tucker out in person! how come you're chickening out now when it's over text?
Sonja- i did?
Tom- i was right beside the salt shaker when you asked him
Sonja- you were?
Tom- i swear i will drive myself to your house and slap you if you don't stop
Sonja- try me bitch
