Martha- Mom? Are you awake?
Ianite- martha it's 6 in the morning. it's like midnight.
Martha- I didn't mean to wake you up.
Ianite- just wait till u get home. we r gonna have a marathon.
Martha- On?
Ianite- mario kart.
Martha- You're going to loose just to let you know.
Ianite- why r u speaking to me this way i am ur mother
Ianite- anyways why did u txt me at 6 in the morning
Martha- I drank and I feel horrible.
Ianite- omg u drank??
Martha- Are you mad?
Ianite- lol no. im happy.
Martha- Why are you happy?!
Ianite- i wanted u to be a normal teen martha.
Martha- I am normal, though.
Ianite- no ur not
Martha- How?
Ianite- i gave birth to u. therefore u r not normal.
Martha- True..
Ianite- is there anything else u wanted to tell me?
Martha- Oh...um..
Ianite- oh boy. give me the details sugar
Martha- Sugar?
Ianite- don't question me
Martha- I think I had drunk sex with Sonja.
Ianite- omg u did??
Martha- I'm pretty sure we did. I'm in a bed with her and she is wearing my sweatshirt. I'm wearing nothing and our clothes are scattered across the floor.
Martha- She is also snuggled into my chest and I have to say that this is the cutest thing ever.
Ianite- if u send me a pic i won't ground u for drinking and having sex
Martha- Send you a pic of us snuggling?
Ianite- duh
Martha- Okay..?
Ianite- DONT QUESTION IT
Martha- Okay okay
Martha- Attachment: 1 image
Ianite- omg
Ianite- omg
Ianite- u two r my otp
Martha- What about you and dad?
Ianite- what about us?
Martha- ..
Martha- Sonj is waking up! What do I do???
Ianite- make out again
Ianite- make babies
Martha- Mom!
Ianite- i bet she has a hangover. do u have a hangover?
Martha- My head hurts badly.
Ianite- welp
Ianite- martha
Ianite- mArtHa
Ianite- i bet ur having sex again
