Attention: THIS GROUP CHAT IS MATURE-ISH. PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU ARE TOO YOUNG!! IT'S NOT HORRIBLE BUT STILL PRETTY MATURE.
GROUP CHAT TIME AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
This'll BE GREAT!!!!!
This one is dedicated to Lissafangirl ahahaha so its a chat where we have Lissa & Mikey, Me and Luke, then we have Calum and Ashton!! Lets see hoe this goes.
HAVE FUN WitH THIS!!! SCREW YOU AHAHAHA!!!!
Names in bold
smAsh: shut up you two!
Random Asian Dude: yes! Please shut up!
Lukifart: SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU TWO DoinG?
Michael the Sex God: well... Luke, when two people love eachother very much- or not at all- they do this thing called fucking. And I'd explain that but you're too little! Long story short- me and Lissa were fucking.
Lissa: yeah, babe, Luke is too young for that. We can fill him in when he's older.
smAsh- thank you for that...
Lukifart- Mikey, I know what sex is.
Michael the Sex God- you may know what it is but it's quite obvious you're still a virgin. YOU HAD TO GET A LIP RING To GET GIRLS AND IT STILL DOESN'T WORK!!!
Me: yes it does...
Lukifart: and I'm NOT a virgin... don't tell my mum. Please...
Random Asian Dude: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?? YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TALK WITH LUKE. HIS EARS ARE TOO TINY. Plus, Ash should tell him, I mean, drummers bang harder. He'd have better advice.
Michael the Sex God: I bang hard... right Lissa?
Lissa: yes yes you do.
smAsh- drummers do bang harder that's true. And I'm leaving this is getting weird. Also, I AM NOT GIVINH "THE TALK" TO LUKE. Have Kaylin do it.
smAsh has left the conversation.
Me: quite a few steps ahead of that.
Random Asian Dude: SERIOUSLY? PEACE OUT y'all are nasty...
Random Asian Dude has left the concersation.
Michael the Sex God: Lissa and I are gonna go finish what we started. Y'all don't have ti listen. I slid earplugs under Cal's and Ash's doors. You guys need some?
Lukifart: nope
Me: no I'm gonna spend some time with Noodle Boi ^*^ ^.-
Lissa- alright! Bye
Lissa and Michael the Sex God have left the conversation.
Me: Ready for "the talk"?
Lukifart: YESSSS!!!
ALRIGHT Lissafangirl this is for you!!
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