Okay so this is a group text with the boys and Luke is your boyfriend. I'll do on where you're dating one of the other but not right now.... this might be a bit dirty.... maybe idk... let me think about it
Names in bold, message in Italics.
Lukifart (Luke)
Some random Asian (Calum)
Pizza Hog (obviously Michael)
SmAsh (Ashton)
You: Your beautiful selfness!!
Lukifart: Hey penguins
Some Random Asian: I'm not a penguin...
You: you're right... your some random Asian...
Some random Asian: wait... no I'm not!!
Pizza Hog: Are ya sure??
You: the day you're not Asian is the day Michael won't eat PIZZA!!
SmAsh: ahahahaha like that would happen
Lukifart: now children... play nicely
Pizza Hog: ahaha screw you Luke!!!
Some random Asian: Y/N, Michael said to screw Luke.... ahahaha you're boyfriends doing it with his best friend... ahahaha
SmAsh: No! MIKEY! WHY!! YOU AND I... BUT... YOU DIRTY LYING CHEATER!!
Some Random Asian: wait... Ashton... I thought WE were a thing... remember? We're Cashton af...
SmAsh: uh oh, this is awkward... uhm Y/N your turn to admit something!!!
You: Michael, I ate the last piece of pizza. Ashton, I don't like drummers (but u still me friend:-*) Cal, I took a selfie on your phone and I also wouldn't check your Twitter because I definitely didn't hack it... and Luke, your contact name really isn't Lukey <3... its Lukifart... it used to be Lucifer but your mum made me change it... I also had michael as Mikeyz the sex god... but I changed it cuz it isn't true... I love you all... don't kill me...
Pizza Hog: omg I'm leaving before this gets any more awkward... *cough* but I am the sex god *cough *
Pizza Hog has left the conversation.
Some Random Asian: wait... I'm gonna get check Twitter... I'm leaving too... i hate you all!!!
Some Random Asian has left the conversation.
SmAsh: okay... I don't like Y/Ns jk. I love you... don't hate me!! bye
SmAsh has left the conversation
Lukifart: I think we got them to leave fast enought!! Now... where were we?
You: no where... I'm eating and your watching penguins waddle on YouTube...
Lukifart: whatever... love you... Come watch penguins with me!!!
You: and not eat?? Have you bumped your head... very hard... and woken up with Amnesia?? Ahahaha... bye Luke..
Soooooo, how'd you like my crap?? Eh?? How was it? I have over 150 views so I know you're out there... please comment don't be shy... I'm friendly underneath the physconess:-)
Btw does 5SOS have a snapchat???? One Direction does... so I was wondering bout our little Aussies... please let me know!!!!
I love you all my little penguins!!
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