I had some terrible "wtf" moments this week. Haha
One was a few minutes ago
I was on the phone with ny friend and told him j was gonna go rape a nap... I am THAT out of it i said "rape a nap?" IS IT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO RAPE A NAP???????? I MEAN WTF AHAHAHAHAHA
Another terrible moment... I am soooo blonde, I forgot pickles and cucumbers were the same thing... and I "recently" found that out and was soooooo surprised.
I also texted a friend a stupid blonde question.
"What does "idk" mean?"
He answers with "I don't know" I tell him I'll ask someone else. the struggle of a blonde teenag girl.
Ahahahadaha and also shout out to Lissafangirl for informing us about tongues having sword fights and also that you'd like stories to have bathroom breaks...... I made this little thing for you here:
Announcer: Today we have two tongues which will battle to the death with their tiny tongue swords!!
Tongue one: *pulls out tiny sword*
Tongue two: *sharpens sword*
Tongue one: *stuggles to hold sword*
Tongue two: *accidentally stabs self with sword*
Announcer: and the winner is- *stops* *looks at tongue one*
Tongue one: *sneezes and drops sword on itself dying immediately*
Announcer: well, that is a total bummer... OH WELL, imma go crap!!
BookHunter73 imma go rap a nap...
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