Baby, I'm Haunted (Asks #1)
Emilee: "Hello, everyone!" [EMILEE sits down and welcomes LOUIS, HARRY, and LIAM] [Everyone sits down on the blatantly boringly discolored tan skinned couch]
Boys: "Hello, Emilee." [All the boys squeeze onto the couch, with LIAM putting his arm around LOUIS]
Harry: "Hey! Watch it, Payne!"
Liam: "Or what, Ghost of Pain in My Ass?"
Harry: "Oh I oughta--" [HARRY cut himself off, reaching over LOUIS' lap to strangle LIAM]
Emilee: "HEY! Styles, calm your dick!"
Liam: "Not like he can do anything. He'll just blow right through me. He's not solid, or do you not remember that?"
Harry: [Scoffs] "Or do you not remember that I'll haunt your ass?"
Liam: "You fucking little haunting parasite. You don't deserve Louis."
Louis: "Both of you, please just shut the hell up!"
Liam & Harry: "Fine." [Both huffing. HARRY'S arms are crossed across his chest and LIAM is clutching his fist]
Emilee: "Now, are you quite finished?" [Everyone nods their head in response]
Emilee: "Thank you. Now welcome to the Baby, I'm Haunted Character Ask. I'm glad you could all make it and not kill each other. Yet, at least. Today I'll be asking questions from fans of the Story. Now, keep in mind that all the questions will asked with the users first name for the notability of getting to know my fans."
Liam: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get on with it!" [Aggravated]
Emilee: "Calm yourself."
Liam: "Who's gonna make me?" [Smirking]
Emilee: "Keep in mind that I can erase you just as fast as I wrote you." [LIAM'S face pales and he leans back into leather couch]
Emilee: "Now, the first questions are for Louis. Lucia asks 'How did feel when you opened the box?'"
Louis: "Well, kind of scared, yet a bit excited. Scared because my dead boyfriend was sitting right next to me. Excited because I was anxious to know what was inside."
Emilee: "Kiley asks 'When Harry was dying, what was running through your mind?'"
Louis: "I was scared beyond belief. The man I had known for so long. The man I gave my heart to, was dying right in front of my eyes. I kept thinking about how all the plans we made were ruined now. How every time I woke him, he wouldn't be there anymore."
Emilee: "Emily asks 'How do you feel about Harry coming back to you?'"
Louis: "Well, I was scared as fuck. It's not everyday that you open a box and all of a sudden, your dead boyfriend pops up and says that he's gonna stay with you forever."
Emilee: "Jade asks 'Does Liam annoy you?'"
Louis: "Oh, trust me. You have no idea. Liam is the most annoying little prick I've ever met."
Liam: "Hey!" [Offended]
Louis: "What? It's true." [LIAM pouts]
Emilee: [laughs] "Peri asks 'If Harry had lived, do you think things would be different?'"
Louis: "Yeah. Definitely. I'd have my boyfriend alive and well. I'd probably still have to work with Liam, but at least wouldn't have been hit on constantly, had my boyfriend lived."
Emilee: "So, we are going to take a break for now. Join us next time where we ask Harry questions! Love all." [Camera cuts off]
Emilee: [EMILEE groans] "God, I hate being perky." [Loosens tie around her neck]
Harry: "Then why don't you be yourself?" [Confused]
Liam: "Because, dumbass, she has to fake for the cameras." [LIAM slaps HARRY'S arm]
Harry: "Ow!" [Rubs arm]
Emilee: "I'm embarrassed to write you people." [Walks off with LOUIS, leaving LIAM and HARRY to bicker alone]
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baby, i'm haunted ➡ lilo/larry
Fanfic"If he sees me with another man, he'll be mad." "Who?" "Him." - Where Louis is haunted by his dead ex boyfriend Harry who doesn't want his Louis to love anyone else and Liam just really wants to love Louis. Story Idea: @adorablouis Birthday Present...
