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The Morning After

Hi, readers. Me, iloveawesome142 and samrtheamazing have just emerged from our sugar high. We are in the need of caffeine, but we don't have Camixcody to get it for us. He is away. But, fortunately enough, we didn't die from our sugar over dose. To anyone who was on a sugar high while reading this, it's good to know we were all having fun. Now, we sit here detoxing( and deciding what to have for breakfast,) and playing on our devices.

Well that's a lot of words. I just got out of bed 2 mins ago. Give me an hour or so before I'm fully awake .

Well, yes that's true. We need more time to get going in the morning. Samrtheamazing is making fucking coffee, but because I'm short enough already, no coffee for iloveawesome142. :,(

Coffee doesn't make you short.

Ima listen to my momma 'cause she will get pissed, m'kay?

Well don't judge me for it! I only have coffee sometimes.

I was simply observing, not judging. I just need my mother's permission and she always says no unless it's based with thirty gallons of milk. She thinks it will keep me short forever, so I have to listen or SUFFER. Don't cause the suffer, man.
But, as far as the thing in coffee that can make a person short...
I can't prove anything, so ask my mother.

My parents have been drinking coffee since they were teens, well my dad isn't a good example cause he short as fuck, but my mom is 6 ft tall. Your mom probably thinks it's the caffeine, but I don't think they actually studied it.
We should look into this shit.

Indeed.

Indeed. I need more coffee.