Dee Dee Gonna Die

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So, hi, this is iloveawesome and the underlined parts are now me instead of italic. Deal wit it.

That was actually pretty calm, she was freaking out about it just a second ago! And incase y'all forgot, this is In-Need-Of-Caffeine, previously known as SAMRTHEAMAZING. I didn't mean to do that in all caps but that's just what the iPad does because iloveawesome corrupted it.

Excuse me! I did not currupt my iPad, okay. I ,add it better. I made it fit my typing qualifications. No judgements.

You ,add it better?!?!??!?!

Shut. Up.

Heeheehee.

You are somethin', you know that right? I am not sure you know that.

Damn right I know that. I'm freaking glorious.

-_- I don't recall being amused by such comments.

Hahahahahahahahaha the face looks so weird when you have the underline on omfg.

Shut up! I'm playin it off like I meant to do it! Just roll wit it.

Uh huh, sure, whatever you say.

Hey, wanna here a funny joke?

*hear.
But sure.

Shut up. Now, what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Idk what?

Nothing. They just waved.

That completely obliterated my entire soul. That was so terrible I can't even.

Did you sea what I did there?

Get. The fuck. Out of my house.

I'm shore you did sea it.

I threatened her. She legit just sprinted down the hallway giggling with candy in her mouth. I can't deal with this.

Oh, don't be such a beach. You have to like the jokes.

OH. MY. FUCK.

I CANT MAKE ANY MORE JOKES. SHELL BE MAD AT ME.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 23, 2016 ⏰

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